The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Last week I fucked my sister in law This week I fucked my brother in geography
I have a joke about inferiority complexes, but it’s not very good.
What do you call a penguin in the White House? Lost.
A father tells his son that he was adopted. “I want to meet my biological parents,” the son demands. “We are your biological parents,” the father responds. “Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in twenty minutes.”
How do frogs invest their money? They use a stock croaker.
I have a great joke about nepotism. But I’ll only tell it to my kids.
What do you call a bear that is missing his ears? B.
What are the strongest days of the week? Saturday and Sunday. All the others are weekdays.
Two peanuts went walking down the street. One was assaulted.
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you. That’s the punch line.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes but isn't a dad? A faux pa.
I used to run a dating service for chickens. But I was struggling to make hens meet.
Where do pirates get their hooks? Second hand stores.
What do you call a factory that makes okay products. A satisfactory.