The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
My uncle named his dogs Rolex and Timex. They’re his watch dogs!
Where do fish keep their money? In a river bank.
How does a lawyer say goodbye? I'll be suing ya!
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
The recipe said, "put the stew in at 180 degrees", so I did… Now it's all over the bottom of the fucking oven…
The guy from the damn Daniel vine was arrested for kidnapping children. You could say that he was back at it again with the white vans.
They call someone who wears boxer shorts a boxer, they call someone who wears swim shorts a swimmer, but what do you call someone who doesn't wear any shorts at all? A swinger.
An old romanian joke that my grandfather keeps telling . During the communist era in Romania the Security (secret police) was like the heart of the country.They were just beating, and beating and beating.
One of my wife’s primary School’s student was wearing a Fitbit watch One of my wife’s primary School’s student was wearing a Fitbit watch, which prompted my wife to ask, “Are you tracking your steps?” “No,” said the little girl. “I wear this for Mum so she can show Dad when he gets home.”
Turn around (Found my 18 year old diary. This is what I wrote in it) What do you get when you turn wolf around?Flow.What do you get when you turn star around?Rats.What do you get when you turn shit around?Dirty hands.
How do two tiger sharks mate? I don’t know. They’re fucking underwater
What do you call a misbehaving glove? A badmiton
I've just invented a thought controlled air freshener. Sounds crazy!! But it makes scents, if you think about it.
There are some things I can't get a grip on. And that's why I stick to handles.
Zeke, the bank manager, was dismissing his accountant... "I don't know what the world is coming to, isn't anybody honest?" He asked. "Where were you educated?""Yale," replied the young accountant."Such a grand university - what is your name?""Yim Yohansen" replied the accountant.