The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
One friend complained to another, 'All my husband and I do anymore is fight. I've been so upset, I’ve lost 20 pounds.' 'If it’s that bad, why don’t you just leave him?' asked the second friend. 'I’d like to lose another fifteen pounds first.'
I’ll never tell my accountant a joke again. He just depreciates them.
I have a joke about a broken pencil, but it’s pointless.
What do you put on a lonely grilled cheese sandwich? Provolone, but only if you have it’s parmesan.
What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto.
I have a joke about trickle-down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.
What genre are national anthems? Country.
My New Years Resolutions are 1600x900, 1330 x 768 and 1024x768 I’m not buying any new tv’s.
Just put my father's ashes in the bin. I wish he'd stop smoking or just empty the tray himself.
It’s a sin to burn the bible and inject the ash into your bloodstream For you are forbidden to use the Lord’s name in vein
Twitter is like a bank account When you enter the wrong opinion five times, your account gets locked
What do “PETA” and “Make a Wish Foundation” have in common? A 10% survival rate I’m so sorry
My son lost his first milk tooth today.. I hope that would teach him never to touch my PlayStation again ..
Talking shoes What did the shoes say to the capri pants? "What's up britches!" What did the shoes say to the black underpants? "Whassup my knickers?"
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in there.