The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.
I can't find my Gone in 60 seconds' DVD. It was here a minute ago.
In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.
What do you call a belt made of watches?' 'A waist of time.'
They say that 3/2 people are bad at fractions.
I just got my doctor's test results and I’m really upset. Turns out, I’m not gonna be a doctor.
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right!'
What made the tomato blush? It saw the salad dressing.
How do you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? You will see one later and one in a while.
If a pig loses its voice…does it become disgruntled?
A skeleton walks into a bar and says, 'Hey, bartender. I'll have one beer and a mop.''
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? Pouch potato.
Today, my son asked, “Can I have a bookmark? ' I burst into tears—11 years old and he still doesn’t know my name is Brian.
How do you talk to a giant? You use big words!
Which days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.