The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine: we just get better with age. The next day she locked me in the cellar.
They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Well, not if it’s poisoned. Then the antidote becomes the most important.
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine: we just get better with age. The next day she locked me in the cellar.
When does it rain money? When there is a change in the weather.
What do you put on a lonely grilled cheese sandwich? Provolone, but only if you have it’s parmesan.
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling crumby.
When the grocery store checker asks me if I want my milk in a bag, I say no, I’d rather keep it in the carton.
My hotel tried to charge me ten dollars extra for air conditioning. That wasn’t cool.
Mom is mad at me because she asked me to sync her phone, so I threw it in the ocean.
My 65 year old mum bought one of those sphynx cats the other day. Now she's going around telling everyone about her new bald pussy! TrueMotherFuckingStory!! Face-palm!
I was organizing my closet and decided to smell the moth balls. Yuck. The hardest part was holding his tiny legs apart.
Observational humor isn't funny See?
Years ago, Nobel peace prize winner Liu Xiaobo died in custody under Xi Jinping, who denied any connection to the incident. They said it’s a matter of “He said, Xi said.”
Today I got asked out by 6 girls I was in the girls' bathroom
My dad is see through and used to be a woman. He’s a transparent trans-parent.