The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋

I think my wife’s showing symptoms of Alzheimers. She’s telling me everyday that she can’t remember what she saw in me that made her marry me.

Mike Tyson fires a nuke at his maths teacher. It was a weapon of math destruction.I'm so sorry.

What do you call an STD that loves makeup? Glamydia

To be on the safe side What did the Caseys name their third boy, whom they had just to keep them company in the rare event that their first two children died young?.......Justin Casey

A biologist, a mathematician, and a physicist watch as two people enter an empty house and three people leave the house. The biologist says, "They reproduced."The mathematician says, "If one person enters the house, it will be empty again."The physicist says, "At least one of our observations was incorrect."

I hated eating my greens in school when I was a kid They always tasted worse than the other crayons

What’s tighter than a dead virgin? My alibi

I remember doing a book report in elementary school on, "Fifty Shades of Grey". I got a B+ and the teacher left a note saying, "thank god you didn't actually read the book, though I loved your creativity stating Christian Grey had 49 other clones".

I killed the glove industry With my bare hands

Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom? Because the 'P' is silent.

I have a joke about immortality, and it never gets old.

What do lazy farmers grow? Couch potatoes!

This is my step ladder. I never knew my real ladder.

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.

I used to be a personal trainer. Then I gave my too weak notice.'