The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
You know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like I was just born with mine.'
What concert costs just 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!'
Today I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door on my face. My parents are the worst.
When my uncle Frank died, he wanted his remains to be buried in his favorite beer mug. His last wish was to be Frank in Stein.
My wife left me because of my obsession with pasta. I'm feeling cannelloni right now.
I just found out I’m colorblind. The news came out of the purple!
I want to go on record that I support farming. As a matter of fact, you could call me protractor.
You think swimming with sharks is expensive? Swimming with sharks cost me an arm and a leg.'
A panic-stricken man explained to his doctor, 'You have to help me, I think I’m shrinking.' 'Now settle down,' the doctor calmly told him. 'You'll just have to learn to be a little patient.'
Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? Because the ghosts bring all the boos.
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable.
My friend said that if he went off a cliff, it would be on his own accord. It’s a good thing he drives a Civic.
What do you call a hippie’s wife? Mississippi.
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?' 'Pilgrims.'
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?' 'Because if they flew over the bay, we'd call them bagels.'