The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
What do you call a fibbing cat? A lion.
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer? A father-in-law.
In fact, if you sneer at any other method of measuring liquids, you may be held in contempt of quart.
I’m friends with almost all the letters of the alphabet. I just don’t know Y.
I went to see the doctor about my blocked ear. “Which ear is it?” he asked. “2018,” I replied.
I went to a seafood disco last week! Pulled a mussel!
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
Did you hear about the girl who quit her job at the doughnut factory? She was fed up with the hole business.
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to go spreading it!
What do you call a factory that makes okay products. A satisfactory.
I hate Velcro. It's a rip off.
Why should you never brush your teeth with your left hand? Because a toothbrush works better.
“Just look at that couple down the road,” a wife told her husband. “He keeps holding her hand, kissing her, holding the door for her. Why can’t you do that?” “Are you insane?” he responded. “I barely know the woman!”
Five out of four people admit they’re bad at fractions.
Why did the poodle buy a clock? It wanted to be a watch dog.