The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Why did the frog take the bus to work? His car got toad.
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
My wife said my two biggest faults are I don’t listen and something else.
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide but you can't run.
“Just look at that couple down the road,” a wife told her husband. “He keeps holding her hand, kissing her, holding the door for her. Why can’t you do that?” “Are you insane?” he responded. “I barely know the woman!”
My wife screamed "you haven't listened to a single word I've said, have you?!" What a weird way to start a conversation...
During quarantine no one got my humor. I guess it was all the inside jokes.
Careful how many corny jokes you tell. Someone may just call the crops!
Why didn't the vampire attack Taylor Swift? She had bad blood.
Not to brag but I made six figures last year. I was also named worst employee at the toy factory.
I had to sell my vacuum cleaner. All it was doing was gathering dust.
Where did Napoleon keep his armies? Up his sleevies!
A barber in my area got arrested for drug dealing.. I’ve been his customer for 10 years, but I had no idea he was a barber