The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
A submarine sounds the emergency alarm “What is it? cries the captain.“It’s the navigation, sir” replies the commander. “I can’t get our bearings! There don’t seem to be any continents in this region!”And that’s why this sub went down. A lack of a regional continent.
A guy goes into the forest to seek out the Oracle Guy: " O great Oracle, I have come to ask of you but one thing! Is there a disappointment in my future?"The Oracle: "Yes."Guy: "Aw."
An Obese friend of mine was going through some tough time. So I asked him if he needed any help? He said “No Thank you, I have a lot on my plate now”.
Sad News: The founder of /r/jokes has passed away RIP Larry Tesler, the UI designer that created Cut, Copy and Paste, died age 74
My mother does unspeakable things at the beach. She sells sea-shells on the seashore.
The USA is number 1 when dialing internationally.
How many members of Stack Overflow does it take to change a lightbulb? Closed, question seems like off-topic
Dad cooks dinner. He gives his kids deer meat, but doesn't tell them but gives them a clue.Dad: What kind of meat is this, it's something mom calls me every day.Sarah: OMG Billy, It's an asshole don't eat it.
What type of toilets do pirates prefer? Port-a-potties.I'll sea myself out.
I wrote an article about "The top 10 worst places to stick a fork"... The 5th one will shock you!
If Elon Musk's space company establishes a Mars colony, and you have a girlfriend on mars, but later break up because of long distance, she'd be your.... Space x.
What did the Russian man say when he lost internet connection? "internyet!"
My wife is a pain in the arse, but I'll always buy her flowers. Fucks with her hay-fever.
A priest, an imam and a rabbit walk into a blood bank The rabbit says : I think I might be a type O.
A Wall Street accountant asked me if she is too fat for her suit. I told her she’s too big to fail.