The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear (yes i know my sense of humour is great)
My new year's resolution is to do less drugs No wait, _fewer_ drugs—it's to do fewer drugs
Steam isn’t a Jihadi’s favourite state of water. Ice is.
To reduce waste, our city has told food truck operators that they must donate all unsold items each night. I applaud the effort, but given how little space the trucks have in the first place, it seems like there's really not much room for waste to begin with. So, I've gotta ask....How much food would a food truck chuck if a food truck could chuck food?
What is a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? You'd think it would be 'r' but it be the 'c'
A blonde woman is driving through the countryside when she spots another blonde woman sitting in a canoe in the middle of a field, trying to row through the grass. Feeling very angry she pulls over her car, stomps over to the fence, and calls out to the woman in the canoe. “It’s women like you who make blondes look stupid. If I could swim I’d come out there and kick your ass!”
What do you call 2 guys with no arms and no legs hanging from a window? Curt and Rod
if you added the letters S and E to the X files it would be the X-ES Files. haha excess files. way too many files lol
Why couldn’t the Chinese kids play baseball? Because they ate their bats.
What did the flowers do when the bride walked down the aisle? They rose.
What do horses say when they fall? I can't giddy up.
What's another name for an iPhone power cord? Apple juice.
If towels could tell jokes, I think they'd have a very dry sense of humor.
How does a rancher keep track of his cattle? With a cow-culator.
Which state has the most streets? Rhode Island.