The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I hate my job—all I do is crush cans all day. It’s soda pressing.
What happens when it rains cats and dogs? You have to be careful not to step in a poodle.
How many apples grow on a tree? All of them!
My hotel tried to charge me ten dollars extra for air conditioning. That wasn’t cool.
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.'
What's brown and sticky? A stick.'
I tried to get a smart car the other day but they sold out too fast. Why? I guess I'm just a bit slow.
They say that 3/2 people are bad at fractions.
“Knock, knock. ' “Who’s there? ' “Ayatollah. ' “Ayatollah who? ' “Ayatollah you already. '
My dad told me a joke about boxing. I guess I missed the punch line.'
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
My friend said that if he went off a cliff, it would be on his own accord. It’s a good thing he drives a Civic.
If a pig loses its voice…does it become disgruntled?
Why did Hitler wear eye glasses? Because without them he could Nazi.
What days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are week (weak) days!