The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I'm reading an anti-gravity book. I can't put it down!
Just finished cleaning my grill. It was grate.
I tried to explain to my 4-year-old son that it’s perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. But he’s still making fun of me.
I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram. I was like, 0mg.
My farmer friend used his stimulus to buy baby chickens. He got the money for nothing, and the chicks for free.
My teacher just asked me what steps you should take when you’re in a burning building. Apparently, “really large ones” wasn’t the right answer.
We used to have a moat around our yard that the neighbors’ donkeys would always fall into when they came onto our property. It was a real ass hole.
Why is the Joker's makeup like a whitewashed tomb, his lips like torn paper, his eyes like burning suns? Because when he was young, the Joker's father said"Let's put a simile on that face!"
I picked up a hitchhiker last night He thanked me for picking him up but cautioned me that he could have been a serial killer and asked why I picked him up. I told him the chances of two serial killers being in the same car are minuscule.
What goes through a potato's brain? Tater thoughts.
What kind of television is gay? An LG TV
Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster? A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.
Norwegian naval ships all have large bar codes painted on their hulls... So when they return to port a sailor can scan da navy in.
What do you call a person with 2 donkeys? Biased
My dad always used to tell me "there's never a wrong time to speak your mind" Admirable man.Terrible mime.