The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Flowers On Valentine’s Day I came home with a dozen roses for my wife. She looked at me and said “so I guess you want me to spread my legs now?”I said, “well, I kinda thought we’d put them in a vase.”
If the police are defunded, we can expect a rise in private security forces. Reasonably, Apple would be one of the companies to start such a force, so my question is this:If you’re arrested by the Apple Police, would you FaceTime?
Trump did a better job getting people to exercise in 1 month than Michelle Obama did in 8 years Look at all those protesters on the streets!
I must say, I'm impressed by the great selection and friendly staff at my local Wal-Mart. It's the only way I'll see my family again.
As i see a homeless man asking for some money and i wonder, should i really let money get wasted on drugs?... Nah i better give them to this homeless guy
What is more powerful than IBM? IBM + C = ICBM.
What kind of television is gay? An LG TV
Why are graveyards so noisy? Because of all the coffin.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, 'I don’t think they have what you’re looking for, sir.'
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom? Because the 'P' is silent.'
I don’t trust stairs. They are always up to something.
Why don’t pirates take a bath before they walk the plank? They just wash up on shore.
Did you hear about the outlet who got in a fight with the power cord? He thought he could socket to him.
My friend wants to become an archaeologist, but I’m trying to put him off. I’m convinced his life will be in ruins.