The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I don't trust those trees. They seem kind of shady.'
I don’t trust stairs. They are always up to something.
Why'd the fisherman order the halibut? Just for the halibut!
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!'
What language do people speak in the middle of the earth? Core-ean
What do you call a flying priest? A bird of pray.
What do call a criminal landing an airplane? ConDescending.
Dear Math, it's time to grow up and solve your own problems.
Mom says I have no sense of direction, so I packed my bags and right.
“I saw a 1,000-year-old oil stain; it was from ancient Greece.”
During quarantine no one got my humor. I guess it was all the inside jokes.
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!
I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.
You used to be able to get air for free at gas stations, but now it's a $1. That's inflation for you.
Not to brag but I made six figures last year. I was also named worst employee at the toy factory.