The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I wish my gray hair started in Las Vegas because what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.
What did the hamburger name its baby? Patty.
I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey, but I turned myself around.
What kind of fruit do ghosts like? Boo-berries.
I'm a fruit. If you take away my first letter, I'm a body part. If you take away my first and last letter, I suck. What am I? pear
What do they sing at a snowman's birthday party? Freeze a jolly good fellow
I work as a comedian in China, and the authorities are always vetting my material. >!everythIng is Always Moderated wIthiN a Justified mAnner, precIse and Legitimate. !<
Why is grass so dangerous? Because it’s full of blades.
I told my doctor I heard buzzing, but she said it's just a bug that's going around.
What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent!
What's E.T. short for? Because he's only got little legs!
What do you call a shoe made out of a banana? A slipper.
"I'll call you later." Don't call me later, call me Dad.
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.