The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.'
A furniture store keeps calling me. All I wanted was one night stand.
The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.
A cheese factory exploded in France. Da brie is everywhere!
I catered a movie night where they watched titanic. Safe to say the iceberg lettuce wraps didn’t go over well.
Can February March? No, but April May!
I don’t like people who take drugs… For example, airport security.
What do Donald Trump and Tony the Tiger share in common? Both are orange and both say They're Gr-r-reat!
How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? Oh, it's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it.
A doctor walks into a room with a dying patient and tells him, 'I’m sorry, but you only have ten left.' The patient asks him, 'Ten what, Doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?' The doctor calmly looks at him and says, 'Nine.'
I can sum up 2021 in one word. Five
I can sum up 2021 in one word. Five
I can sum up 2021 in one word. Five
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!'
My therapist told me I have problems expressing my emotions. Can’t say I’m surprised.