The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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What has five toes but isn't your foot? My foot.
The 40 year old health care worker who cares for newborns started questioning her career choices, then flipped out and left town I guess she was having a midwife crisis
My life highlight was being crowned the hide and seek champion at my school, until they discovered I was cheating I peaked early.
What happens if a redneck bakes himself into a loaf? He's inbread.
To the person who stole my depression medication: I hope you're happy now.
My wife screamed "you haven't listened to a single word I've said, have you?!" What a weird way to start a conversation...
“Just say NO to drugs!” Well, if I’m talking to drugs, I probably already said yes.
What do you call the extremes in the political spectrum? Political RectumsExample sentence: It’s impossible to have a civilized discussion with Tim, he is too far right/left up in the Political Rectum.
Guy at the beach was surrounded by beautiful, horny women. They couldn’t keep their hands off of him! When he went to the bathroom, I walked up and asked his secret....he told me that he puts a potato in his swim trunks before coming to the beach. So, the next day at the beach, I put a potato in my swim trunks but EVERYONE started to laugh at me! The guy who told me his secret saw me and yelled:“No! Put it in the *FRONT* of your trunks!”
I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard.
She looked up and whispered, “They’re right behind you'.
What do you do if you see a BMW using a turn signal? Call the police, it's obviously stolen.
I have a friend who tried to take a selfie in the shower, but the image was too blurry He has selfie steam issues.
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!
I went to a seafood disco last week! Pulled a mussel!