The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold, hard cash.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no guts!
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant.
I hate sphynx cats because I prefer hairy pussy
What form of birth control works better with holes in it? Crocs
So I got out of the bathroom. Spoke to a friend saying " I can't believe thier still together after that shit."My friend said "Who"And I responded "My ass cheeks"
Patient: am I gonna be fine, doctor? Doctor: I doubt it. Mercury is in Uranus.Patient: I'm not into this astrology shit.Doctor: Me neither, my thermometer just broke.
What's a long, hard, mouthful that a Polish woman gets on her wedding night? A Polish surname
Why did the soldier blow himself up when he found out about exploding devices He wanted to C4 himself
Common English Mistakes Common English Mistakes-mixing up there, their, and they're-using the wrong too, to, or two-putting commas in the wrong place-enslaving innocent people and stealing their riches-using apostrophes for plurals
The next person that asks me for a pineapple juice a cranberry juice and some lemonade with a slice of orange all in the same glass is gonna get a punch..
The Beach Boys walk into a bar "Round?""Round?""Get a round""I get a round?""Get a round...""Fuck off" said the bababa bababarman.
To the person who stole my diary and then died: My thoughts are with your family.
Can anyone recommend a good bank account? Mine's run out of money.
What do you call a beehive without an exit? Un-bee-lievable.