The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋

Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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Samuel L. Jackson is in a field surrounded by 100 rakes. "ENOUGH IS ENOUGH. I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHER-FUCKING RAKES ON THIS MOTHER-FUCKING PLAIN!"
An old lady at the bank asked me to help check her balance So I pushed her over
I love relaxing with some sand paper It's just a little something to take the edge off
Cyberpunk 2077 has created a story about corporate interests crushing people under the weight of commodification and dehumanisation, with high tech stakes about a world full of technology gone awry. The game has similar themes.
All credit card PIN numbers in the World have bee leaked **0000 0001 0002 0003 0004** …
You know the Middle East is about to go through a serious shitstorm when... ...commercial Oil tankers are attacked.
My therapist told me I have problems with verbalising my emotions. Can't say I'm suprised.
After dinner my wife asked if I could clear the table. I needed a running start, but I made it.
One man cannot change the world ... Unless obviously he eats an uncooked bat soup, then by all means!
My wife told me to pick up 8 cans of soda on my way home from work…
Pandemic, country-wide fires, floods, locust swarms... I don't know who has them, but please just let the Jews go.
Why we rarely see male live streaming masturbation like camgirls? Because the stream ends in 2 minutes!
President Trump was recently handed a document, which he claims shows the most amount of red, ever, during an election year. What he didn't tell you was that it was the balance sheet of his most recent IRS business filings.
Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day. Push him out of the plane at 3,000 feet and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
Just got back from a job interview where I was asked if I could perform under pressure. I said I wasn’t too sure about that but I could do a wicked 'Bohemian Rhapsody.'