The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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What do you call a factory that makes okay products?' 'A satisfactory.'
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word.
How did Harry Potter get down the hill?' 'Walking. JK! Rowling.'
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
With all this self-quarantine going on, in 9 months there will be a baby boom.... ...And the top baby names will be Covid and Corona.
A Response To The Stupid "What's The Difference Between Jam And Jelly Joke" Reposted Every Second Day Your mama must have fed you jelly, 'cause jam don't shake like that.
Did you hear about the guy who passed away because he consumed too much food coloring? He dyed.
My IQ test results came back. They were negative.
What do you call a fancy fish? So-fish-ticated.
My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, "I always have a few Twix up my sleeve."
What type of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree.
What do you call a fly with a sore throat? A hoarse fly.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
You’re all wrong, the Earth isn’t flat or round... It’s fucked
Siri,' I asked my phone, 'why am I so bad with women?' She responded, 'I’m Bixby, you moron.'