The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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Women should not have children after 36—really, 36 children is enough.
My wife told me to quit doing my terrible Arnold impression, but don't worry, I'll return.
If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery…I’ll kill him with my bear hands.
Do you know how many people are dead at a cemetery? All of them.
What's a white supremacist's favorite leafy green? K-K-Kale
If the way to a man's heart is through his stomach, what's the way to a woman's vagina? Oh sorry, I thought this was /r/AskReddit.
A policeman knocked at my door..... I answered and he said "Mr. Smith? it's your wife, I'm afraid it looks like she's been in an accident."I said "I know, but she has a great personality and is a wonderful m̶u̶m̶ cook."
I’m hosting a charity event for men unable to ejaculate. If you can’t come let me know.
30 percent of pet owners let their pets sleep in their bed. I tried it and my goldfish died.
My wife asked me to sync her phone, so I threw it into the ocean.
Did you hear about the cartoonist found dead at his home? Details are sketchy.
How do you measure the mass of an influencer's following? By Instagrams!
I just watched a program about beavers. It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
I got fired from my job at the sperm bank today Apparently dipping your finger in the sample cup and saying “oh this is spicy I actually asked for mild” is frowned upon
I walked up to a woman in the store the other day and said "36C" She proceeded to slap my face and said "What the hell is wrong with you?!"My response was "Why the hell would you wear a shirt that says Guess?!"