The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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Man who has no sense of humor... has a serious problem.
A man drops his coin into the wishing well... " I wish I had a giant cock!"Wish granted. Cause of death, 2 metre cock shoved up his ass. Giant still at large.
What do game companies do with their old successful games? Post Mortem, most port em.
LPT: In light of Hurricane Michael, remember to always look out for yourself. As they say: There's no 'I' in Team... But there is an Eye in Hurricane.
Tiger Woods wanted to play at The Masters..... But everyone knew he’d have trouble getting past the turn.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school. It's ok he woke up.
If you're feeling depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before you go to sleep. It'll give you a reason to get out of bed in the morning.
Not to brag but I made six figures last year. I was also named worst employee at the toy factory.
Luckily, after contracting COVID 19, Donald Trump got back to full health. It would be a huge tragedy for the whole world to lose him... ...before he did his time.
I need everyone to wish me luck. I have a meeting at the bank later and if all goes well, I will be out of debt. I’m so excited I can barely put on my ski mask.
A politically-appointed medical research director had been busy pushing recruitment for round after round of hydroxychloroquine tests. After another poor result, a White House aide walked in. "Doctor, the President has demanded another HCQ test. Can you do it?" The director sighs, rubs his temples, and sits back in his chair. "No. Quite frankly, I don't have the patients."
What is the difference between an American health care worker running out of PPE, and a Russian healthcare worker running out of PPE? At least the American doesn't need a parachute too!
My brother was pissed at me when he found out I mated his wife He bet $100 she would beat me in a game of chess.
As I gazed into her eyes, my knees got weak and I could feel the butterflies in my stomach... I knew right then and there, I poisoned the wrong glass.
Why did the cows go to the Marijuana field? It was the pot calling the cattle back. In honor of 420.