The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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What did the detective say when she discovered the toilet at the crime scene? Shit went down here.
Shot a family in their home last night. Being a photographer is such an easy job!
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.
A cheese factory exploded in France. Da brie is everywhere!
What key is used to open bananas? A mon-key.
Struggling to think of what to buy someone for Christmas? Get theme a fridge and watch their face light up when they open it.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
A Jewish kid wants to go to the mall... and asks his dad for forty dollars."Thirty dollars?" he replies. "What do you need twenty dollars for?"
After finishing my meal, the waiter gave me the dessert menu. "Can I ask you something?" I said."Certainly," he replied.I said, "Why did you just eat my food?"
People are quick to judge crowds at bars after reopening.. It’s a bar, by definition that’s where people go to make bad decisions.
Just got to get this off my chest.... I'm getting sick and tired of people complaining about the price of things, $2.70 for coffee, $1.50 a cookie, $4.00 an hour for parking. If I hear any more moaning.. I'm stopping inviting people to my house.
Scientist recently linked a disease to women acting like a Karen. It's mad cow disease.
I need a recommendation for a good breakfast wine. Something that would compliment baloney pancakes - or a nice Cheetos frittata. (Bonus points if I can make it myself in the bathtub.)
"Just look at that couple down the road," a wife told her husband. "He keeps holding her hand, kissing her, holding the door for her. Why can't you do that?" "Are you insane?" he responded. "I barely know the woman!"