The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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A guy walks into a bar and there’s a horse serving drinks. The horse asks, “What are you staring at? Haven’t you ever seen a horse tending bar before? ' The guy says, “It’s not that. I just never thought the parrot would sell the place. '
I searched for a lighter on Amazon, but all I could find was 401 matches…
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honeycomb.
What is the difference between an angry circus owner and a Roman barber? One is a raving showman, the other is a shaving roman.
I wasn’t close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.
I don't Bolivia Peru-v it.
A woman ran screaming into the pro shop at the golf course... "I just got stung by a bee between the first and second hole!"The guy at the counter said "Your stance is too wide".
Someone complimented my parking today! They left a sweet note on my windshield that said “parking fine.”
China and reddit's societies are similar Opinions aren't allowed
I bought a pair of Meatloaf underpants [NSFW] The front says "I would do anything for love", and the back says "but I won't do that".
Boy asks, "Granny, have u seen my pills, they're marked LSD" Granny replies, "Fuck the pills, have u seen the dragon in the kitchen?!"
Two Texan cops arrive at a crime scene... Cop 1, after inspecting the body of the black victim: "I've counted 28 gunshots."Cop 2: "Wow, this might be the nastiest suicide I've ever seen!"
Why did the Helium atom feel lonely? No one wanted to bond with it would be a logical answer. The truth is, it is just an asshole!
Two Blonde Girls chatting. Blonde 1: I understand how you get Bob from Robert& Bill from William, but how do you get Dick from Richard?Blonde 2: Show him your Pussy.....
I told my drums, cymbals, xylophones, gongs, bells, and rattles players to play their part twice... ...but they didn't, so there are going to be re-percussions.