The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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Why do old plumbers only clean sewer lines during the day?
My wife gave birth three times and still fits in her prom dress from high school. I gave birth zero times and I don’t fit in my pants from March.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.
A guy has to go to dinner at a fancy restaurant, but he forgot his tie so he used jumper cables. The maître d' says "I'll let ya in, but don't start anything."
No! It crashed again... Roses are red;Violets are blue\-----------------------ERROR: Invalid syntax on line 2
Who is the most lonely billionaire? Alone musk.
How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer will shock you!
If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery…I’ll kill him with my bear hands.
What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
I have a joke about being a rejected organ donor, but I just don't have the guts.
“I bought the world’s worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it’s terrible.”
My wife said I ruined her birthday. I’m not sure how I did that, I didn’t even KNOW it was her birthday!
I just paid $100 for a belt that doesn’t fit — what a huge waist!
The creator of winrar is arrested His trial is expected to last forever
What does my dad and a large crowd have in common? Never seen them since 2019