The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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What's Michelle's favourite vegetable? Barackoli(I'm sorry I'll leave now...)
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner—it was just gathering dust!'
How does a hurricane see? With one eye.
I'm worried for the calendar because its days are numbered.
Did you hear about the hungry clock. It went back four seconds.
MIlk is the fastest liquid on earth. It's pasterized before you even see it!
I have a joke about a roof, but it would just go over your head.
My grandpa just died of lung cancer... He fought it asbestos he could.
I was driving with my backdoor open. To close it, I accelerated at speedbumps. That way the door will close from the shock. I got fired because the patient fell from the ambulance...
The library in our town had thousands and thousands of books But even then everyone referred to it as the two storey building.
I bought pink cotton but my wife wanted purple Sorry, wrong thread
“Knock, knock. ' “Who’s there? ' “Alabama. ' “Anybody with you? ' “Nope. I’m Alabama self.“
What brand of underwear do scientists wear? Kelvin Klein.
The creator of anagrams died... May he "erect a penis"
Why was the overweight kid proud of his family's criminal history? He kept being told stories of how his grandfather and father were both big men and everyone knew they were well hung.