The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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I've been sucking up to my boss at work to get a raise, so I told her she looked nice and I liked her perfume. She just started screaming and yelling "how'd you get in my house!?!". Now I'm in a cop car. Think I'll still get it?
I'm glad the Chicago Cubs finally won the World Series. 108 years of hibernation just doesn't seem healthy.
If you're feeling depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before you go to sleep. It'll give you a reason to get out of bed in the morning.
Did you hear about the guy that evaporated? He'll be mist.
Why do vampires always seem sick? They're coffin.
Why do vampires always seem sick? They're coffin.
If a pig loses its voice…does it become disgruntled?
Everyone talks about their stepladder. I grew up with a step stool. Never knew my real stool... But that's okay, everyone tells me he was a piece of crap.
50 years later most people have no idea who Neil Armstrong is Or what kind of saxophone music he played
A Japanese prison invited a few sumo wrestlers for a match... The fattest prisoners were selected to compete and to everyone's surprise they won.It's because the cons outweigh the pros.
If prisoners could take their own mug shots...They'd be called cellfies.
Just got back from a job interview where I was asked if I could perform under pressure. I said I wasn’t too sure about that but I could do a wicked “Bohemian Rhapsody.”
How does Trump change a light bulb? He holds the bulb in the socket and waits for the universe to revolve around him.
Got a question for you. If teachers get to take guns to school, for self protection, do Librarians get to take suppressors?
My stomach hurts, but if it's guilt or impacted stool, I can't tell. Either way, I'm so full of shit.