The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Hold on to your coconuts, this ain't gonna be your average blowjob.As told to me by a passing homeless man yesterday...
So I went into the park today and I saw a homeless man sitting on the wishing well with his pants down to his ankles. Well shit.
I can’t find my ‘Gone in 60 seconds’ DVD. It was here a minute ago.
I didn't want to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a traffic cop, but when I got home, all the signs were there.
Why was the broom late to class? It over-swept.
The elements decided to make a band. They called themselves "Earth, Fire and Ice" "What happened to Air?""He kept blowing them off"
I had the greatest sense of a fulfilled purpose back in that marine corps. *wait...stupid autocorrect...**scents *porpoise *corpse
Why don't couples do reverse cow girl in Alabama? You don't turn your back on family
What do you call 5 naked French men? Deix Nuts!
I walked into the shop, glimpsing my beard covered in snow as I entered "You're a few weeks late aren't you Santa?" the girl behind the counter joked, smiling."Ho, ho, ho!" I fired back at her, in an uncharacteristic misogynistic outburst.
I'm writing a musical about a rag-tag team of Breitbart columnists standing up to the mainstream media elites. It's called Fake Newsies.
Earlier I saw someone throwing Stephen King books at people. I asked why they were doing that... Then IT hit me.
Did you hear they arrested the devil? Yeah, they got him on possession.
That car looks nice but the muffler seems exhausted.'
My ex and I had a very amicable divorce. I know this because when I posted on Facebook, 'I’m getting a divorce,' she was the first one to like it.