The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
Ok r/askreddit if you had to give up video games or blow jobs for the rest of your life what would you choose? Edit: Yea guys I'd pick blow jobs too, they hurt my jaw
What do you call a therapist who moonlights as a prostitute? A cathartic thot.
They always told me to put 5 colors on my plate to stay healthy. So how did I get diabetes on my M&M only diet?
Why do native Americans hate the month April? Because April showers bring may flowers.. and mayflowers bring the white people
I got fired from the sandpaper factory They said I was too abrasive
Rolf Harris called the prison governor over to see his latest work of art, a dusk scene of the Aussie outback with kangaroo, leaping its way toward two aboriginal huntsmen hiding behind a rockpile. The governor took one look and announced "That's shit, that is.""I know." Replied Rolf. "But if you'd let me have paints..."
The only person Trump ever hired who was actually qualified to do their job was Stormy Daniels Now you know who the best people are
What is the difference between a priest and a wire coat hanger? According to the church only one of them harms children.
I had a dream that I was a muffler last night. I woke up exhausted!
I had a great joke about COVID... but I don't wanna spread it around.
What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.'
I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered.'
I didn't want to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a traffic cop, but when I got home, all the signs were there.
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in.'
I told my doctor I heard buzzing, but she said it's just a bug that's going around.