The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
Breaking: Donald Trump has just won another state. Denial.
I look forward to hearing Michelle Obama's speech again. At the 2020 RNC.
How many trump supporters does it take to change a light bulb? I don't know, I've stopped counting.
The guy who stole my diary died yesterday. My thoughts are with his family.
So what if I don’t know what apocalypse means? It’s not the end of the world.
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.'
My IQ test results came back. They were negative.
If you're feeling depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before you go to sleep. It'll give you a reason to get out of bed in the morning.
I remember as a kid, my dad got fired from his job as a road worker for theft. I refused to believe he could do such a thing, but when I got home, the signs were all there.
Just paid $200 for a belt that doesn’t fit! What a huge waist!
Why did Hitler wear eye glasses? Because without them he could Nazi.
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, 'I don’t think they have what you’re looking for, sir.'
What does a bee use to brush its hair?' 'A honeycomb!'
A doctor walks into a room with a dying patient and tells him, 'I’m sorry, but you only have ten left.' The patient asks him, 'Ten what, Doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?' The doctor calmly looks at him and says, 'Nine.'
A cop started crying while he was writing me a ticket. I asked him why and he said, 'It's a moving violation.'