The Best (and Worst) Flirty Dad Jokes 👋

I have the best idea to tackle over-population Send your kids after John Wick

Snow isn't a problem in the Middle East ...but ISIS

Why didn't the vampire attack Taylor Swift? She had bad blood.

Anytime I ask a girl with a boyfriend to watch my favorite movie with her, she always ends up being a Liam Neeson fan “No, Taken”

I called a suicide support line in the middle east They got excited and asked me i if i know how to drive a car

[NSFW?] A kid rabbit came back from school looking very happy. Father Rabbit: Why does Junior look so happy today?Mother Rabbit: Because they taught the students how to multiply.

The Only Idea Flat-Earthers Fear Is Sphere, Itself.my favorite joke ive ever created... and the only one...

Got my second shot now..... Waiting for the bartender to come back so that I can have a third shot.

If you slap Dwayne Johnsons butt... You officially hit rock bottom.

My wife wanted to spice up our sex life, so she asked if we could play doctor tonight. It seemed like a weird idea, but I’m eager to please.

“Just look at that couple down the road,” a wife told her husband. “He keeps holding her hand, kissing her, holding the door for her. Why can’t you do that?” “Are you insane?” he responded. “I barely know the woman!”

You hear about the girl-ghost who got accused of getting breast implants? So rude. Everyone knows she’s got super-naturals.

I asked my wife if I was the only one she slept with. She said yes—the others were 7’s and 8’s.

My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me. "She obviously has COVID," my wife said. "Why?" I asked. "Because she has no taste."

Dropped off a small meal to the lady next door with questionable morals. Let’s be kind to our neighbors, y’all. Just a little food for thot.