The Best (and Worst) Flirty Dad Jokes 👋
Think dad jokes can’t be smooth? Think again! Flirty Dad Jokes is where cheesy meets charming. Explore a collection of playfully suggestive jokes that are sure to get a chuckle… and maybe a little something more. Proceed with a dash of confidence!
What's the difference between a nun in church, and a nun in the shower? One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.
I phoned in sick today "Exactly how sick are you?""Well, I'm in bed with my 12 year old niece."
[NSFW] What is the ornithologist with binoculars doing on the nudist beach? Looking for Great Tits!
If you're looking for a relationship, become a roofer. You're bound to find hot shingles in your area
I asked my wife if I was the only one she slept with. She said yes-the others were 7's and 8's.
How do you get a farm girl to like you? A tractor.
Am I the only man my wife has ever dated? Unfortunately yes, she said the others were all nines or tens!
Whenever I get jury duty, I never make it through jury selection After all, no one wants a hung jury
Once a man was lying on the beach wearing nothing but a hat on his crotch. Then a lady came by her and said, "If you were a gentleman you would have lifted your hat to a lady."Then he replies “If you were any sort of a sexy lady, the hat would lift by itself.”
Wife: oh, I better not get any more food. Husband: No, fill up your plate baby. Remember, you're eating for two now. Dinner guests: ooh? Expecting?Husband: **looks at them puzzled as his wife starts regurgitating food down his throat**
Please keep my uncle in your thoughts and prayers We just found out he’s addicted to Viagra. My Aunt has been taking it pretty hard.
I was cleaning out my closet and found an old pair of jeans on the top shelf. Inside of them was a huge rubber penis. I showed my wife what I found and asked for an explanation. She said, “Honey, you know I never lie. This way, when I tell you that you have a huge cock in your pants, I’m not lying.”
My girlfriend dresser up as a policewoman and placed me under arrest for the suspicion of being good in bed. After a couple minutes all charges were dropped due to lack of evidence
Am I the only man my wife has ever dated? Unfortunately yes, she said the others were all nines or tens!
Wife : How dare you saved my mobile number as Covid 19 Husband : Because you take my breath away!