The Best (and Worst) Flirty Dad Jokes 👋
Think dad jokes can’t be smooth? Think again! Flirty Dad Jokes is where cheesy meets charming. Explore a collection of playfully suggestive jokes that are sure to get a chuckle… and maybe a little something more. Proceed with a dash of confidence!
Why didn't the vampire attack Taylor Swift? She had bad blood.
If I had a dollar for every girl that thought I looked too fat, By now, they’d think I looked pretty good.
What do you call it when James Bond takes a bath? Bubble 07.
Girl, you got me so into outer space I can see my self in Uranus.
I was banging this hot chick on her kitchen table when we heard the front door open. She said, "It's my husband! Quick, try the backdoor."Thinking back, I really should have ran but you don't get offers like that everyday.
Once a man was lying on the beach wearing nothing but a hat on his crotch. Then a lady came by her and said, "If you were a gentleman you would have lifted your hat to a lady."Then he replies “If you were any sort of a sexy lady, the hat would lift by itself.”
My girlfriend is so sweet and loving, plus she plays in goal for the local football team She's a keeper
My wife wanted to spice up our sex life, so she asked if we could play doctor tonight. It seemed like a weird idea, but I’m eager to please.
What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public? A private tutor.
I love showing up to religious conventions cosplaying as a crucified Jesus. I'm a cross dresser.
Why did the raisin go out with the prune? Because he couldn’t find a date.
Why didn't the vampire attack Taylor Swift? She had bad blood.
What do you say to your sister when she’s crying? Are you having a Crisis?
I was sitting on the back porch with my wife when I suddenly blurted out, “I love you.” “Is that you or the beer talking?” she asked. I answered, “It’s me… talking to my beer.”
My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me. "She obviously has COVID," my wife said. "Why?" I asked. "Because she has no taste."