The Best (and Worst) Flirty Dad Jokes 👋
Think dad jokes can’t be smooth? Think again! Flirty Dad Jokes is where cheesy meets charming. Explore a collection of playfully suggestive jokes that are sure to get a chuckle… and maybe a little something more. Proceed with a dash of confidence!
If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery…I’ll kill him with my bear hands.
Am I the only man my wife has ever dated? Unfortunately yes, she said the others were all nines or tens!
Today I went for a walk with a beautiful woman Then she noticed me, so we went for a run
Why Did The Queen Wear Black Gloves To Princess Diana's Funeral? The white ones were covered in brake fluid.
I've been seeing a light bulb sales girl lately... Her name is Ellie DeeShe really lights up my life
My wife screamed "you haven't listened to a single word I've said, have you?!" What a weird way to start a conversation...
My wife gave birth three times and still fits in her prom dress from high school. I gave birth zero times and I don’t fit in my pants from March.
What do you call a woman wearing nothing but whipped cream covering her private parts? Chantilly clad.
How do you live with a terminal disease? You don't.
My anti-vax sister wouldn’t let me take my niece trick-or-treating, even though she had the perfect Halloween costume. Stupid cemetery rules.
Dad, what is a cross-dresser? Ask your mother, he knows.
Dating a girl with an OnlyFans is a lot like having your own private, reserved parking spot. Anyone and everyone can see it, but only you actually get to use it.
If cartoon characters become real, who would attract most women? Pinocchio
When I die, I want to be cremated. It’s my last chance to have a smokin’ hot body.
Salads are a lot like orgasms... They're always better when someone else makes them.