The Best (and Worst) Flirty Dad Jokes 👋
Think dad jokes can’t be smooth? Think again! Flirty Dad Jokes is where cheesy meets charming. Explore a collection of playfully suggestive jokes that are sure to get a chuckle… and maybe a little something more. Proceed with a dash of confidence!
This really hot chick in my apartment complex told me she wants us to be "friends with benefits". Does anyone know where I can purchase a group health insurance plan?
My wife wanted to spice up our sex life, so she asked if we could play doctor tonight. It seemed like a weird idea, but I’m eager to please.
How can you tell a girl ghost from a boy ghost? Boooooooobs!You’re welcome. Happy Halloween everybody!
Why didn't the vampire attack Taylor Swift? She had bad blood.
Does anybody know where a guy can find a person to hang out with, talk to, and enjoy spending time with? I'm just asking for a friend.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeno business!
Guess who’s getting some head tonight My pillow
When my wife is depressed I let her color in my tattoos. She just wants a shoulder to crayon.
My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me. "She obviously has COVID," my wife said. "Why?" I asked. "Because she has no taste."
I asked my date to meet me at the gym but she never showed up. I guess the two of us aren't going to work out.
Am I the only man my wife has ever dated? Unfortunately yes, she said the others were all nines or tens!
My dad rewards me when I earn a good report card, but any “C”s are punished with unbearable dad-jokes. He likes to call it the carrot and schtick method of parenting.
Dating life If my relationship doesn't work out I want to be a suicide hotline doctor... I need a nice way to meet chicks with no strings attached.
Hey girl, are you made of Copper, Nitrogen, Terbium, and Silver? Because you are a CuNTbAg.