The Best (and Worst) Flirty Dad Jokes 👋
Think dad jokes can’t be smooth? Think again! Flirty Dad Jokes is where cheesy meets charming. Explore a collection of playfully suggestive jokes that are sure to get a chuckle… and maybe a little something more. Proceed with a dash of confidence!
My wife has a sexual toy with animal armour on it It's an armadildo.
My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me. "She obviously has COVID," my wife said. "Why?" I asked. "Because she has no taste."
Why is every American receiving a $1200 check? Because Trump always pay off the people he's fucked.
Let's play strip poker. You can strip, and I'll poke you.
I said to my wife “You are my drug” She said: “Oh wow is it because you can’t get enough of me?”I replied: “No because you cost so much money and you’re ruining my life”
Why did the Tortoise's wife leave him for the Rabbit? Real men come second.
Concerned that his son was spending too much time on video games, a dad told him, 'When Abe Lincoln was your age, he was studying books by the light of the fireplace.' 'Oh yeah?' the son retorts. 'Well, when Abe Lincoln was your age, he was President of the United States.'
Never date a tennis player. Love means nothing to them.
I saw a gorgeous woman walk into a cosmetic surgeons office. I followed her in to ask her out, but I decided not to bother. Catching her picking her nose just put me right off.
What does Barack say to Michelle when they're getting adventurous with their House of Cards roleplay? "Let me be Claire."
Why can’t cross-dressers and Slavs stay on beat? They’re always Russian or Dragging
It's easy to convince ladies not to eat Tide Pods, but harder to deter gents.
My wife wanted to spice up our sex life, so she asked if we could play doctor tonight. It seemed like a weird idea, but I’m eager to please.
I'm quite sad... since I turned 70, I barely can have an erection anymore. But I'm also happy : My wife seems, at last, to got rid of her never-ending headaches.
She said I won’t be able to make it.