The Best (and Worst) Flirty Dad Jokes 👋
Think dad jokes can’t be smooth? Think again! Flirty Dad Jokes is where cheesy meets charming. Explore a collection of playfully suggestive jokes that are sure to get a chuckle… and maybe a little something more. Proceed with a dash of confidence!
I've started dating Little Red Riding Hood's grandmother. She's an animal in bed.
Why didn't the vampire attack Taylor Swift? She had bad blood.
My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me. "She obviously has COVID," my wife said. "Why?" I asked. "Because she has no taste."
I asked my wife if I was the only one she slept with. She said yes—the others were 7’s and 8’s.
ME: do you like Dick Tracy? **HER:** Yes, but it’s Sharon.
A Republican walks into a college bookstore and asks the proprietor, "I'm looking for Trump's new book on illegal immigration?" The owner says "GET THE FUCK OUT!"The Republican responds "Yeah! That's the one!"
Does anybody know where a guy can find a person to hang out with, talk to, and enjoy spending time with? I'm just asking for a friend.
What's a lawyer's favorite drink? Subpoena colada.
I asked my wife if I was the only one she slept with. She said yes—the others were 7’s and 8’s.
A man forgot to zip his trousers... so a lady told him politely... “Sir your garage is open.” The man gave her a naughty smile and zipped his trousers and asked.. “Did you see my Range Rover parked inside?”The lady smiled back and said..“No, just one small Toyota with two flat tires.”
My wife asked me to stop singing Wonderwall' to her. I said "Maybe...".
Never date a tennis player. Love means nothing to them.
Am I the only man my wife has ever dated? Unfortunately yes, she said the others were all nines or tens!
What's a lawyer's favorite drink? Subpoena colada.
What’s a Prostitute’s favorite part of leaving a tall building? Going down on the elevator