The Best (and Worst) Flirty Dad Jokes 👋
Think dad jokes can’t be smooth? Think again! Flirty Dad Jokes is where cheesy meets charming. Explore a collection of playfully suggestive jokes that are sure to get a chuckle… and maybe a little something more. Proceed with a dash of confidence!
Why did the hen share her crayons with the rooster? So the cock could doodle too
What has 125 teeth and prevents a savage beast from escaping? My zipper.
When a girl gets pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say "Congrats!"... When a girl gets pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say "Congrats!". But none of them come and touch the man's Penis and say "Well done!".Moral: Hard work is never appreciated. Only results
How come the Hulk doesn't lose his pants when he transforms? The experiment altered his jeans.
I asked my wife if I was the only one she slept with. She said yes—the others were 7’s and 8’s.
Sitting in the sand at the nudist resort, I wondered, What's all the fuss about anal beaching?
A German man visiting France He's stopped at customs. The officer asks him, "Name?""Hans Muller" replies the German."Occupation?""No, just visiting this time."
I’m going to a charity event for female amputees this weekend That place is gonna be *crawling* with chicks
Does anybody know where a guy can find a person to hang out with, talk to, and enjoy spending time with? I'm just asking for a friend.
Am I the only man my wife has ever dated? Unfortunately yes, she said the others were all nines or tens!
My wife left me because of my obsession with pasta. I'm feeling cannelloni right now.
Am I the only man my wife has ever dated? Unfortunately yes, she said the others were all nines or tens!
I’ve been trying to convince my wife to get a tattoo of a kitten on her breast. Just so she could have a “titty tat.”
My wife and I let astrology get between us. It Taurus apart.
My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me. "She obviously has COVID," my wife said. "Why?" I asked. "Because she has no taste."