The Best (and Worst) Flirty Dad Jokes 👋

I took a trip to South Africa and met a Khoisan woman. We really clicked.

"I've been diagnosed with a rare disease." "Whenever I sneeze it gives me an orgasm.""Oh wow, that must be embarrassing. Are you taking anything for it?""Pepper."

What do you call a girl with an hourglass figure? A waist of time.

How do you tell if someone is a Trump supporter? If their hat, shirt, bumper sticker, four flags on their car, license plate, the seven flags outside their house, and their personality doesn't tell you, I don't know what to say.

She said I won’t be able to make it.

A policeman stops a prostitute that was working on the streets "Aren't you thinking what would your mother says if she sees you doing it on the streets?"Until the woman responded: "Hit me without a doubt because this is her alley"

What does drinking kombucha and giving blow jobs have in common? If you've ever finished one properly, you already know.

What does the stork do once he's delivered the baby? He lies on the couch and drinks a beer!

A doctor walks into a room with a dying patient and tells him, 'I’m sorry, but you only have ten left.' The patient asks him, 'Ten what, Doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?' The doctor calmly looks at him and says, 'Nine.'

You’re American when you go into the bathroom, and you’re American when you come out, but do you know what you are while you’re in there? European.

Last night my wife and I watched two DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the TV.

My wife wanted to spice up our sex life, so she asked if we could play doctor tonight. It seemed like a weird idea, but I’m eager to please.

Hey Girl, you know why they call me the Mechanical Bull? Because riding me is a very uncomfortable and likely short experience.

If cartoon characters become real, who would attract most women? Pinocchio

What is Mia Khalifa's favorite tv channel? BBC News