The Best (and Worst) Flirty Dad Jokes 👋
Think dad jokes can’t be smooth? Think again! Flirty Dad Jokes is where cheesy meets charming. Explore a collection of playfully suggestive jokes that are sure to get a chuckle… and maybe a little something more. Proceed with a dash of confidence!
It's easy to convince ladies not to eat Tide Pods, but harder to deter gents.
My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me. "She obviously has COVID," my wife said. "Why?" I asked. "Because she has no taste."
Why did Drake go back to High School? To pick up his girlfriend
A furniture store keeps calling me. All I wanted was one night stand.
I asked my wife if I was the only one she slept with. She said yes—the others were 7’s and 8’s.
I'm thinking about starting a donation website for men who can't afford Viagra I was going to call it "Dick starter"
Today I went for a walk with a beautiful woman Then she noticed me, so we went for a run
Guess who’s getting some head tonight My pillow
My wife wanted to spice up our sex life, so she asked if we could play doctor tonight. It seemed like a weird idea, but I’m eager to please.
Hooked up with a GILF We get to her place she said she didn't need a safe word. If anything went wrong just hit her LifeAlert button
What do you call a crocodile that goes for the wrong hole? Analigator!
Somebody must have roofied my drink last night. I woke up at 4:00 this morning with an irresistible urge to go hammer some shingles.
I asked my wife if I was the only one she slept with. She said yes—the others were 7’s and 8’s.
*Dad walks into strip club* Dad: “Twerking hard or hardly twerking?”
If robert frost was bisexual... He would have gone both ways.