The Best (and Worst) Flirty Dad Jokes 👋
Think dad jokes can’t be smooth? Think again! Flirty Dad Jokes is where cheesy meets charming. Explore a collection of playfully suggestive jokes that are sure to get a chuckle… and maybe a little something more. Proceed with a dash of confidence!
What do you call a doubtful side-chick? A second thot.
How do nonbinary people hurt each other? They slash them. (They/them)
We call the hardest working prostitute at a brothel Princess Jasmine Because she’s always got Aladdin
My wife and I let astrology get between us. It Taurus apart.
What does a prostitute tell her customers? How big is your love?
What's the difference between a cougar and a leopard? A leopard can drag something twice its weight up a tree.A cougar can drag someone half her age into bed.
NSFW: A woman answers the phone and there's heavy breathing on the line. A pervy voice said "I bet you have a bald asshole" She says "Ah, you want to speak to my husband"
A Blind Professional Fisherman, Is Given the Honerary Title of "Master Baiter" *He replies* : " It's easy. You just grab your worm, wrap it tight. Cast your pole, and just pray that you inevitably smell something fishy."
Hey girl, are you from Iraq? Coz you look Saddam fine when you Baghdad ass up.
Does anybody know where a guy can find a person to hang out with, talk to, and enjoy spending time with? I'm just asking for a friend.
I wanted to become someone serving the community and helping people ever since i was little. On Mondays - Thursdays, i am a doctor. Fridays - Sundays , I'm a Police officer. Being a stripper is challenging.
My wife wanted to spice up our sex life, so she asked if we could play doctor tonight. It seemed like a weird idea, but I’m eager to please.
Whst should a man call a wink from his wife ? Wife eye connection.
Does anybody know where a guy can find a person to hang out with, talk to, and enjoy spending time with? I'm just asking for a friend.
Two old guys chatting. First guy: The wife and I fuck like rabbits every night.Second guy: You lucky bastard, I get it once a month, and I call it the Bruce Lee night.First guy: Why the fuck do you call it that for?Second guy: Because it's the night I enter the dragon.