The Best (and Worst) Flirty Dad Jokes 👋
Think dad jokes can’t be smooth? Think again! Flirty Dad Jokes is where cheesy meets charming. Explore a collection of playfully suggestive jokes that are sure to get a chuckle… and maybe a little something more. Proceed with a dash of confidence!
I went on a date with an anorexic girl She said, 'I don't want anything serious right now, I've got a lot on my plate'I said, 'I doubt it'
The difference between men and women What's the biggest difference between men and women?What they mean when saying "I got through a whole box of tissues watching that film"
What do you call a zombie’s butt? Deadass
My wife wanted to spice up our sex life, so she asked if we could play doctor tonight. It seemed like a weird idea, but I’m eager to please.
Stop looking for the perfect match; use a lighter.
Tell a woman she's beautiful a thousand times and she'll still act like she's never heard it before. Call a woman fat once and she'll always remember. Because elephants never forget.
Why do vampires dress in Victorian clothes? Because they love period sex.
How did George Bush get Afghanistan pregnant? He never pulled out
What do you call an angry musician flipping someone off? A song bird.
Does anybody know where a guy can find a person to hang out with, talk to, and enjoy spending time with? I'm just asking for a friend.
My wife and I let astrology get between us. It Taurus apart.
When a guy drives an excessively loud motorcycle or muscle car we know what they’re compensating for... ...they must have a really quiet penis.
I asked my girlfriend if I could make her mine. "Yes! Oh, yes!" she shouted, eyes filled with tears. "Great!" I said. "Now take this pick and go find me some gold!"
What did the flower prostitute say to her client? ¨You want floral?¨
What do blind people beat off to? Thots