The Best (and Worst) Flirty Dad Jokes 👋
Think dad jokes can’t be smooth? Think again! Flirty Dad Jokes is where cheesy meets charming. Explore a collection of playfully suggestive jokes that are sure to get a chuckle… and maybe a little something more. Proceed with a dash of confidence!
Language barriers go brrr I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
To make it stand, you wet it. To make it wet, you suck it. To make it stiff, you lick it. To get it in, you push it!Damn! Threading a needle at any age is no joke.
American Pharoah wins the Triple Crown, this is a historic moment... It's been 37 years since someone owned horse semen this valuable.
Stop looking for the perfect match; use a lighter.
My momma said "Life is like a box of condoms..." Runs out faster than you expect, and your mistakes will outlive you.
What's the difference between your ..... Penis and a bonus check? Someone's always willing to blow your bonus.
She: "Wait for me darling, I just do my makeup...." He: "Oh, you don't need makeup."She: "How nice, you are so sweet."He: "You need plastic surgery."
I discovered my mother in law has weekly sessions with Lucifer himself on how to be even more vicious. I’ve no idea what kind of fees she’s charging him.
Picking sexual partners is a lot like shopping for fruit. People look down on you if you pick the ones that got shipped here in a box.
Does anybody know where a guy can find a person to hang out with, talk to, and enjoy spending time with? I'm just asking for a friend.
Bill Gates and Elon Musk should team-up and make a medicine to treat erectile dysfunction, And name it ElonGates
Hey girl, are you a shopping mall? Because I wouldn't mind spending way too much time and money inside of you!
If Trump took part in a beauty peagent, he would be crowned Miss..... ..... interpretation
What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniel's? Jack is still killing Indians.
Why do doctors make more money from circumcisions than other types of procedures? It's the only procedure in which they collect tips!