The Best (and Worst) Flirty Dad Jokes 👋
Think dad jokes can’t be smooth? Think again! Flirty Dad Jokes is where cheesy meets charming. Explore a collection of playfully suggestive jokes that are sure to get a chuckle… and maybe a little something more. Proceed with a dash of confidence!
Me: I can’t do pull-ups or push-ups Wife: But you can do a lot of fuck-ups
She was wearing a t-shirt that said Guess So I asked her ... Implants?
Did you hear Bruce Springsteen changed the lyrics to one of his songs? What’s he going to change next—his hair? His clothes? His face?
My meth head friend told me drugs help him fit his whole day into a four hour period "Take some more", I told him. "You could fit your whole life in one afternoon!"
A wife calls her husband. "The plumber is gonna come in 7, to fix the clogged sink.""Oh no. You think he's still angry at me from the last time?""What happened last time?""He said he's here to replace the toilet. So I pissed on him"
NEVER fight a cougar Just give her a fake name and sneak her out in the morning
A son tells his father, 'I have an imaginary girlfriend.' The father sighs and says, 'You know, you could do better.' 'Thanks Dad,' the son says. 'That means a lot.' The father shakes his head and goes, 'I was talking to your girlfriend.'
My wife wanted to spice up our sex life, so she asked if we could play doctor tonight. It seemed like a weird idea, but I’m eager to please.
I told my dad that I have an imaginary girlfriend. Dad: "You could do much better."Me: "Thanks dad"Dad: "I was talking to your girlfriend."
[NSFW] Why did the gardeners wife file for a divorce? Because he didn't want to de-flower her
If your man comes home late at night smelling of strange perfume... You're probably getting perfume for Christmas.
Just this week I fucked a dozen chicks Next week, I'll try girls.
Prostitution is illegal in most of the U.S. But if you film it and call it porn then it's alright.
My wife wanted to spice up our sex life, so she asked if we could play doctor tonight. It seemed like a weird idea, but I’m eager to please.
I was dating an Optometrist, but finally needed to break up with her She was sexy and had a great personality, but after a while she was just too annoying in bed.She was always saying, "So, do you like it better like this?... or like this?"