The Best (and Worst) Flirty Dad Jokes 👋
Think dad jokes can’t be smooth? Think again! Flirty Dad Jokes is where cheesy meets charming. Explore a collection of playfully suggestive jokes that are sure to get a chuckle… and maybe a little something more. Proceed with a dash of confidence!
I just had a near-sex experience. My wife flashed before my eyes.
My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me. "She obviously has COVID," my wife said. "Why?" I asked. "Because she has no taste."
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Philippe Flop.
I asked my wife if I was the only one she slept with. She said yes—the others were 7’s and 8’s.
A woman is like a loaf of bread... I eat the butt first.
I once complimented a curvy woman who doesn't believe Earth is round. She replied that it was very flattering.
When my wife is depressed I let her color in my tattoos. She just wants a shoulder to crayon.
My friend said to me, “That’s a nice-ass shirt you’re wearing.” I said, “Thanks. They are called pants, not an ass shirt.”
What's the difference between Princess Diana and Tiger Woods? Tigers got a much better driver
A kid asks his mother: "how come im black and youre white?" She replies: "listen, the way i remember that party, youre lucky you dont bark."
Since vegans can't beat their meat what do they call masturbating? Stem cell research.
What do you call a BDSM-loving vegetable? Butternut squash
Never date a tennis player. Love means nothing to them.
Does anybody know where a guy can find a person to hang out with, talk to, and enjoy spending time with? I'm just asking for a friend.
An Arab Sheikh sends his son to France for his studies. A year later the son comes back but the Sheikh realises that something is bothering his son. After some questioning, the son tells his father that he goes to college in his Porsche but the other students come by train. It's not right. The Sheikh feels terrible, hugs his son and says, 'Don't worry son... I'll buy you a train today!'