The Best (and Worst) Flirty Dad Jokes 👋
Think dad jokes can’t be smooth? Think again! Flirty Dad Jokes is where cheesy meets charming. Explore a collection of playfully suggestive jokes that are sure to get a chuckle… and maybe a little something more. Proceed with a dash of confidence!
Husband: Why are you applying makeup so late at night hon? Wife: I face-lock my phone while my makeup was on & now that fucking thing isn’t working.
What does Santa say when he finds out about Mrs. Claus's Only fans? Hoe hoe hoe
“Just look at that couple down the road,” a wife told her husband. “He keeps holding her hand, kissing her, holding the door for her. Why can’t you do that?” “Are you insane?” he responded. “I barely know the woman!”
When I die, I want to be cremated. It’s my last chance to have a smokin’ hot body.
Why Did The Queen Wear Black Gloves To Princess Diana's Funeral? The white ones were covered in brake fluid.
Police: Why didn't you report your stolen credit card? Man: The thief was spending less than my wife.
Why is Among Us so popular in China? Because its the only thing that lets them vote
Why did the riot police show up to the protest so early? To beat the crowd
I had to leave my wife due to a sex/salad fetish It started on our wedding night when she tried to shove a whole lettuce up my ass.That was just the tip of the iceburg
What do you call a mosquito sitting on your wife's cheek? A golden opportunity
What do men do standing up and women do sitting down and dogs do by lifting one leg? Shake hands, of course!
Not to brag but I made six figures last year. I was also named worst employee at the toy factory.
Hey girl are you a slime ball? 'Because you make my piston sticky
Given that Wendy has a crush on Peter Pan, I guess you can say.... She's Pansexual.
When wearing a bikini, a woman reveals 90 % of her body Men are so polite that they only look at the covered part.