The Best (and Worst) Flirty Dad Jokes 👋
Think dad jokes can’t be smooth? Think again! Flirty Dad Jokes is where cheesy meets charming. Explore a collection of playfully suggestive jokes that are sure to get a chuckle… and maybe a little something more. Proceed with a dash of confidence!
“Just look at that couple down the road,” a wife told her husband. “He keeps holding her hand, kissing her, holding the door for her. Why can’t you do that?” “Are you insane?” he responded. “I barely know the woman!”
What did the bra say to the hat at the end of the undergarment party? You go on ahead, I'll give these two a lift.
What do you call an angry musician flipping someone off? A song bird.
What did the Japanese cannibal eat for dinner? Raw men
What do you call a fancy fish? So-fish-ticated.
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
My wife is a pain in the arse, but I'll always buy her flowers. Fucks with her hay-fever.
A Mexican actor died while performing stunts for a movie. During the funeral, his mother walks towards the director and says,"Jesus died for your scenes."
My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me. 'She obviously has COVID,' my wife said. 'Why?' I asked. 'Because she has no taste.'
Everyone debates butts vs. boobs, but nothing beats a pretty face. Except for Chris Brown
I told a girl that periods are no big deal She ovary acted
My girlfriend gave me the nickname Jack Daniels Because she says I'm a hard licker!
Why don't men in the Middle East smoke weed? Only women get stoned.
“Grizzly found causing mayhem at a BBQ” First, he mauled dad in the back garden. Then he cooked up some burgers, urinated in the punch and downed the lot of it. The newspaper headline read: “Bear grills, drinks his own piss”
While I was cleaning the pool one hot day... I overheard my college daughter’s friend:Your dads hot!Daughter: really??I smiled Friend: I think he’s suffering heat stroke, you should tell him to get in the shade