The Best (and Worst) Flirty Dad Jokes 👋
Think dad jokes can’t be smooth? Think again! Flirty Dad Jokes is where cheesy meets charming. Explore a collection of playfully suggestive jokes that are sure to get a chuckle… and maybe a little something more. Proceed with a dash of confidence!
What does a violin player use as birth control? Their personality
"So I matched with this cute guy on Tinder last night, and we started chatting and sending each other memes and little animations. But then he mentioned that he was an exchange student from Athens, so I ghosted him." "Why?" "My daddy always told me, 'Beware the Greeks bearing gifs.'"
Ladies please stop asking Santa for the perfect man That fella has tried to kidnap me 4 times this week
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Damn!
Just heard my ex just moved in with her boyfriend and he's abusive. Makes me wanna go over there with a baseball bat... ... and then blame it on the boyfriendCredits ~ Anthony Jeselnik
A Nun was taking a bath when there was a knock at the door. "Who is it?" She asked. The voice back replies "It's the blind man, can I come in?" The Nun thinks for a moment and says "yes that's fine". The door opens and the man says. Nice tits, where you want me to hang the blinds?
Son, as a reward for graduating high-school at the top of your class, we've decided to pool or money and send you abroad! Son: Is she hot?
What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public? A private tutor.
Why was the woman turned off when Yoda said "Hello. My name is Yoda. It's nice to meet you." He was being too forward.
We call the hardest working prostitute at a brothel Princess Jasmine Because she’s always got Aladdin
Is your name Jasmine? Because you've always got Aladdin side you.
I heard oysters were an effective aphrodisiac, so I ate a dozen. Only four of them worked.
I'm looking forward to the day we celebrate that chocolate cookie with white icing in the middle. Mem-Oreo Day.
A man brings some flowers home to his wife. She’s so surprised by his romantic gesture that she lays back on the dining table, throws her legs in the air and spreads them. Her husband confused looks down and goes, “What’s that for?"His wife replies, “For the flowers of course."He thinks for a moment and asks, “Don’t we have a vase?"
She said I won’t be able to make it.