The Best (and Worst) Flirty Dad Jokes 👋
Think dad jokes can’t be smooth? Think again! Flirty Dad Jokes is where cheesy meets charming. Explore a collection of playfully suggestive jokes that are sure to get a chuckle… and maybe a little something more. Proceed with a dash of confidence!
This chick was beautiful so I asked her if she was a cop Because she took my breath away
Being a plastic surgeon must be hard... Not even a familiar face to keep you company
Why was the woman turned off when Yoda said "Hello. My name is Yoda. It's nice to meet you." He was being too forward.
Hey girl, are you an angle? Cos I'm sinning to know you.
My wife thinks her ability to tie a cherry stem into a knot with her tongue is cool but as a man with a cherry-stem-sized penis I'm horrified.
Let's play strip poker. You can strip, and I'll poke you.
Most women would love to wake up on their birthday to the smell of fresh coffee, a nice breakfast, flowers and oral But not my Sister.
[NsFw] What was Lorena Bobbitt's favorite form of mischief? Ding dong ditch.
Am I the only man my wife has ever dated? Unfortunately yes, she said the others were all nines or tens!
Guy at the beach was surrounded by beautiful, horny women. They couldn’t keep their hands off of him! When he went to the bathroom, I walked up and asked his secret....he told me that he puts a potato in his swim trunks before coming to the beach. So, the next day at the beach, I put a potato in my swim trunks but EVERYONE started to laugh at me! The guy who told me his secret saw me and yelled:“No! Put it in the *FRONT* of your trunks!”
My wife told me that I twist everything she says to my advantage. I take that as a compliment.
My wife told me that I twist everything she says to my advantage. I take that as a compliment.
I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard.
My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me. "She obviously has COVID," my wife said. "Why?" I asked. "Because she has no taste."
When a girl gets pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say "Congrats!"... When a girl gets pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say "Congrats!". But none of them come and touch the man's Penis and say "Well done!".Moral: Hard work is never appreciated. Only results